Once dressed in ones'cabbage-kit one must now cam up. Camming up is the the fiendish art of making ones self invisible to the naked eye of a would-be enemy.
This is what you do.
Smear ones face with something brown,black or green often sold in tubes and tins and found in any good hardware shop. Next, adorn ones self with bits of grass,twigs,sack-cloth and twine thus becoming a sort of dull coloured christmas tree without the fairy lights.You are now completly invisible to the naked eyes of even the wiliest Taliban and can go about many cunning military tasks without the least hassle from the curlie-wurlies you are about to liquidate.

Private Jones, why are you cammed up?
Oooh sir, you were'nt supposed to see me,you've spoilt everything!!
Sorry Jones I don't want to be a kill-joy but it is nearly bed-time and you have'nt even touched your hot milk....or your ginger-nuts!

cammed up by Steve CHUTER November 28, 2006

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Cummer Hung Up

The term for multiple orgasms, usually lasting over an extended period of time of sexual intercourse. The sex is so intense, there may be orgasms just thinking about it later!

She had so many orgasms fucking her man last night, it was like her cummer hung up! She woke up a couple of hours after they had sex, looked at him sleeping and she had another orgasm just thinking about it.

Cummer Hung Up by Scoggles November 14, 2013

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