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double blast math 

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
double blast math by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009

Double Bubble Blast 

The act of receiving a blowjob while the girl has gum in her mouth. As time continues, the girl quickly pulls the gum over his dick to make a condom. The guy then begins to fuck said girl and upon ejaculating, the gum will "blow a bubble". Said girl then pops the bubble resulting in a facial.
Stranger A: yo bro! Did you hear about _______!?
Stranger B: naw man, what happened?
Stranger A: he double bubble blasted the shit out of ________!

Double Ass-blast 

The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.
Babe, do you want a regular or a Double Ass-blast?

Double backed beast 

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.
Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"