Composterous 

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.

Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"

Composterous by composterous inc November 19, 2009

Computerous 

A person who is on their computer 24/7. Like you know, studios but in a computer way.

My boy Seth is just so computerous! He can't get away from his computer!

Computerous by pseudonymwillappearonlineiknow August 21, 2011

Pomposterous 

Preposterous for special people.

Don't be so pomposterous.

Pomposterous by Dannnnny July 17, 2012

compostuious

A word meaning FUCK THAT!!! Commonly used while under the influence of fireball and rumchada

Tammy: Wanna go for a drive when I get off work?

Brit: When are you off?

Tammy: midnight

Brit: COMPOSTUIOUS

compostuious by Tammymarie1014 June 19, 2017

Craposterous 

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

Craposterous by lana63 April 26, 2009