Dirty Gary 

The act of getting head from a girl while she is in doggie style position and then you reach around and stick your finger in her butthole.

I was laying on my bed while my girlfriend was giving me head in doggie style position, when I licked the tip of my finger and reached around and stuck my finger in her butthole, I smiled the whole time as I gave her a dirty gary.

Dirty Gary by TLA100 October 7, 2011

Dirty Gary 

The act of passing out on the toilet while taking a shit when you're drunk and leaving the door open so everyone can see your small hairy wiener.

Kaitlyn: I have to go pee really bad!

Adam: Well that's too bad. Garrett's pulling a Dirty Gary in the washroom and I don't think you wanna go in there. Go pop a squat on the stairs.

Dirty Gary by Xulander November 10, 2009

Dirty Gary 

The act of masturbating to porn and ejaculating into a piece of toilet paper, later, putting that piece of toilet paper in the toilet and forgetting to flush the toilet. Later your mother gets home and believes it is mucus and makes you stay home sick.

"Dude are you coming snowboarding with me tomorrow?"

"No, I can't I just pulled a Dirty Gary and my mom thinks im really sick"

Dirty Gary by PACO-PACO March 26, 2010

DIRTY GARY 

The act of ejaculating while not even touching your own small cock while holding, cleaning, or otherwise maintaining with both of your hands the dick of a well hung stud while he is fucking your wife/girlfriend or after he just fucked your wife/girlfriend.

Last night in the cabin, I was taping Jeff fucking Tara and Bill fucking Sarah. While in missionary position, neither could simultaneously hold their weight off them plus unload on their stomachs. Surprisingly, their husbands who had been watching from the sidelines sprung into action and a double Dirty Gary ensued.

DIRTY GARY by SPWD July 5, 2008

Dirty Gary 

The art of playing a game infront of a women and slipping off a chair and releasing fatal gas in her face.

Let’s play cards against humanities

Gary laughs and falls out of chair whilst releasing an elephant size amount of gas performing a dirty Gary

Come on kids let’s go home

Dirty Gary by Gary brown February 25, 2024

Dirty Gary

The act of cumming in an envelope and then posting it to your ex first class whilst downing a pint of lager in the local Wetherspoons.

I’m gonna dirty gary the shit out of my slaggy ex

Dirty Gary by Pantonator December 4, 2025

Dirty (Gary) Sanchez 

At least Don Zimmer saw Pedro coming before he hurled the old man to the ground , even Pedro wouldn't stoop to Dirty Gary Sanchezing people.

Dirty (Gary) Sanchez -The cowardly act of sucker punching someone who is restrained and on the ground.

Dirty (Gary) Sanchez by NeubyChicago August 24, 2017