A condition defined by a posterior that sticks out disproportionately to the rest of the body, often making the afflicted person look as if they have couch pillows stuffed into their pants. Also known as "Wal-mart syndrome."
A person with a smartphone who is too fucking stupid to film a horizontal scene. He/she/it/fridge will hold the smartphone vertically and move the arm left and right to capture the content. Most Hochcunts have been conceived while Eurodance Music was playing.