almond roca

Heaven in candy form. chocolate, toffee, almonds and walnuts.
The thing you use to make people fall in love with you.

Friend: you want some almond roca?
Friend 2: is it good?
Friend 3: dont ask just eat it. Stick it in your mouth, chew, swallow and then express you joy!

almond roca by iBadass December 22, 2008

almond roca

Animal poop.

Origins: Some animal feces are high in undigested protien, so that other animals will eat it. Dogs often eat cat poop because it is high in protien.

Fido ate up every bit of kitty's almond roca.

almond roca by Hosehead January 7, 2004

Almondroca 

A kind with a dream to be the best and most famous rapper alive.

Homie 1: yo, that kid is wack
Homie 2: nah dog... he just an almondroca

Almondroca by Matias rocafort January 5, 2008

almondroca 

A young rapper with a dream to be the best.
Aka Matias

Dude 1:Dude lil wayne is sick.
Dude 2: naw he ain't no almondroca

almondroca by Matias Rocafort January 2, 2008