Ass Choad 

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

Ass Choad by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

ass choad 

one that shows such attributes that the only way to describe this person is to combine two of the most hanus words to describe parts of your body. So the short, chubby, "choad" like deminor and actions of those with such description combined with the dick like traits of the common asshole give you then ill-favored ass choad

your best friend stole your last peice of prized cheese cake. used in context "What that hell you eat my cheese cake for, ass choad"

ass choad by rib meister March 13, 2004

Fuck chad in the ass 

When a man has no patience to ask another guy if he wants to have intercourse with eachother so the first guy says out loud: mmm I wanna fuck chad in the ass.

Guy 1: I Wanna Fuck Chad in The ass so much!
Guy 2: Ayoo, wtf!?

Fuck chad in the ass by JAckisNotJoSEf May 6, 2024

asschoad 

a slang term for assholes with short fat cocks

That guy was a total asschoad.

asschoad by kdk3 August 12, 2007