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Double Deuce 

The act of sticking up both middle fingers instead of just one, usually for added emphasis on the unspoken "fuck you" message.
In R is for Road Rage: "When one barrel just isn't enough, let loose with both arms to let them know you think they're especially big shit stabbers. An unintended side effect of the double deuce is that you will lose complete control of your car, so you'll swerve back and forth wildly for added effect."
-Maddox, The Alphabet of Manliness
Double Deuce by Damn anonymous June 23, 2006

Double Deuce 

When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.
Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"
Double Deuce by Jijjiii June 21, 2009

Double Deuce 

Twenty two ounce bottle of beer or malt liquor, See: dub deuce
Double Deuce by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Double Deuce 

Phrase indicative of Stinkoman. The double deuce is his ultimate attack.
DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!
Stinkoman used the double deuce in 20X6 in his ultimate battle with the Homestar Runner.
How do you do that dance?

Double Deuce 

When a man has to take a shit, taking up the toilet stall, and another man has to go so bad that, forgoing his heterosexuality, he sits on the other man's lap and takes a shit between his legs.

A dirty double deuce is when both guys have diarrhea and the first guy's dick is covered in shit after.
This guy totally took a shit in my lap while I was taking a shit.

Awwww snapdragon, you got double deuced.
Double Deuce by Shitty_Ballz January 19, 2012

double deuce 

A .22 LR bullet. Very accurate, but lacks a lot of power.
Man, you ain't tryin' to kill that guy wit' a double deuce! It's impossible!