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Abbreviated as Memorial Day Weekend. It is the single greatest weekend of the year. An ideal time to be permanently mind-altered and have sex with as many people as possible. You are always single during MDW. The only sober moment will be the ride there and ride home. Usually celebrated by people from New Jersey and is pre planned as early as November. There are only 2 yet significant rules of MDW. Your mind must be altered by any means neccessary and you must be in pure creep mode.
I will be in 100% pure creep mode all of MDW.
MDW by watsgoooooood February 22, 2010
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Abbrevation for the dutch phrase "mijn dag was", meaning "my day was".

It's used at the end of a sentence, to say how your day was. It's made popular by the Dutch website MijnDagWas...
How was your day?
- MDWN!
What's the N for?
- Normal!
MDW by Pastoor October 7, 2009
Literally short for “my dick wet”. Mostly used by very horny people or people in group chats with nothing else to say when the conversation dries up.
(Usually over text)
Girl: “I’m gonna step on you!!”
Guy: “mdw”

Group chat:
User A: “So how’s your guys day going?”
User B: “mdw”
mdw by big thicc ass January 18, 2023
MDW is short for Major DickWiggle. Fat fuck likes cake. A lot.
MDW needs to lay off the cake. Fuckin asshole ate the last piece.
mdw by Clusterfucked in Cleveland February 7, 2005
Short for “massive dick workout”
A massive dick workout is a normal workout performed by a male identifying individual who possesses a massive dick; massive is usually defined as 8+ inches but exceptions can be made for members who possesses phalluses in the range of 7-8 inches upon review by the MDW board of ethics
JQ just came back from a MDW and I can’t wait to go to his place soon!
MDW by Keded August 28, 2022

MDW yuppie 

Chicago Midway(MDW) yuppie, is one who is always seen on business flights, and is almost always the most arrogant and nasty to customer service agents at airports!
Dick was considered by his own peers at work to be a total MDW yuppie!
MDW yuppie by guyfawkes74 January 5, 2010