Shirtdicking 

Walking around wearing a shirt only with an erection that's visible from the underside of the shirt.

I showed up at his house for dinner and he was shirtdicking .

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Shirtdicking by Hudway May 13, 2018

Shirtdicking 

Walking around wearing only a shirt with your dick hanging out and a massive erection.

I went over to his house and he was shirtdicking in the living room.

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Shirtdicking by Hudway May 11, 2018

shirtcocking 

verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt and cock. However, can also be applied to girls. May have first been created at Burning Man.

I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he chased my cat Snickers out of the room.

shirtcocking by Bloodrunna August 3, 2010

shirtcocking 

A nudist practice involving wearing nothing but a shirt, usually a t-shirt that ends above the waste.

That smelly old hippie with the Burn It! t-shirt and no pants is shirtcocking in the wrong town. Get him!

shirtcocking by Prof. Toofin Gersinmee May 3, 2006

shitpicking 

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.

Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.

shitpicking by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009

Shrithicking

The act of heavily meat riding someone or to annoy someone to the point of anger

Dude, stop shrithicking me

Shrithicking by Anon836 April 7, 2026

Emotional Shirtcocking 

Baring your soul and being emotionally vulnerable

When Denny asked me what was really troubling me, I really didn't feel better until he encouraged me to do some emotional shirtcocking.

Emotional Shirtcocking by Playa Wizard April 9, 2023