Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.

swamp monster dick by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018

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A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

A complete fucking monster dick by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021

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Monster-Word-Dick

being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.

Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.

Monster-Word-Dick by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013

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Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

Dick Monster by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

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