sk33t Share definition Flag A misspelling of skeet. It means to jizz or cum on a girl after you pull out. Or it means when you are taking advantage. I just sk33ted on you B!TCH Man! I got sk33ted on these fries! sk33t by -]OvK[-rh@dl3y August 31, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the sk33t mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch