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up the bum no babies

Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.
`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies
Up the Bum No Babies by Cornflake September 23, 2004

one up the bum no harm done 

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding
One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

hopped up on the oh no's 

Being worried or scared. In a state of tremendous panic.
'My name was gonna be Joshua, but my dad didn't like that. However when my mum almost died giving birth to me, he was so hopped up on the oh no's that he didn't care what my name was gonna be anymore' - J.A.W.

Up the bum, no harm done 

An expression conveying the convenience and lack of danger in conceiving children in Anal Intercourse
Man 1: I didn't want to get her pregnant, so I did her up her rear end!
Man 2: You know what they say: "Up the bum, no harm done!"

one up the bum, no harm done 

Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"
Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.
one up the bum, no harm done by Mike February 11, 2006