a willi 

a partially retarded or delusional person, unable to control drooling, and smelling air. May be tall, and lanky similar to a tree, a condition willi disease known as trilly syndrome.

that man david guest is a willi
that tree looks like trilly

a willi by curry master May 21, 2008

Jasing on a willi-ams 

Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick

I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.

Jasing on a willi-ams by PyrozBlazegate March 5, 2021

pullin' a Willie 

it's like after you eat at a fast food place you just get up an leave your dirty napkins, papers and stuff on the table instead of putting them in that bin that is marked "TRASH"

We had dinner at Burger King last night and left right after pullin' a Willie.

pullin' a Willie by Willie Wanko February 7, 2015

A Wellington

A wide, gaping vagina, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot.

Given that Sandra was sporting a Wellington, Bernard was left with only a shallow suspicion that he was in fact having sex.

A Wellington by Ben Bwai February 3, 2008

Pulled a Willie Harris 

Splurging, then never regaining your mojo. Such was the case when Willie Harris had 6 hits in a game for the Atlanta Braves, then hit .190 in 51 games after.

"Hey bro, I just pulled a Willie Harris."
"What bro? That sounds kinda homo."
"Nah man, I just jerked it before I knew mah girl was comin' over, then when she got here, I couldn't finish."

Pulled a Willie Harris by Cwags23 February 27, 2009

With out a Wellington 

1. British slang for engaging in entercourse without he use of a condom.

2. Unprotected sex

Last night my new girl friend and I finally went all the way! I got all up in her with out a Wellington! Felt everything!

With out a Wellington by MC Busta November 2, 2016

Pulled a William 

Pulling a William indicates that you have royally screwed up. Somehow, despite every possible odd, you managed to make the impossible and incomprehensible existent. Pulling a William also involves the "William Puller" to laugh maniacally after committing their act.

William Puller: *tries to build a house, but accidentally builds time machine operated by a rat with a lightsaber for a tail*

Robert: "How have you pulled a William this bad?"

Pulled a William by chair-chair™ October 20, 2022