Porch Couch 

A couch that is left on the porch for lounging/weed smoking. Usually occurs when a couch doesnt fit through your front door, so you just leave it on the porch.

Its mad hot in here...lets go chill on Porch Couch.

Porch Couch by LastCupHero July 8, 2009

Porch couch 

General white trash pride banner!

Nice porch couch jethro!

Porch couch by Cju178 November 13, 2017

Porch Couch 

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls

Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite

Porch Couch by The world is symbolically burn March 8, 2021

porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.

It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.

porch couch season by Ernchuck May 30, 2018

porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

porch couch season by Ernchuck May 31, 2018

The Porch couch 

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.

Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.

The Porch couch by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022

pouch in the couch

when a male gets their balls stuck in their couch

I was masturbating and I accidentally got my pouch in the couch.

pouch in the couch by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017