Twat Swat 

Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"

The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.

Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?

Billy: Well I like to...

Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?

*Awkward Silence*

You've been Twat Swated.

Twat Swat by SaraBeez May 18, 2009

twat swat 

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

twat swat by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

Twat Swat 

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up

Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.

Twat Swat by a2coyote January 15, 2010

twat swat 

The same as cock blocking, only with women.

We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.

twat swat by Z3RO26 April 5, 2008

twat swat 

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid

Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."

twat swat by yourfaceishilarious September 3, 2010

twat swat 

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.

"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."

twat swat by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014

Twat Swat 

The muff-diver equivalent to a cockblock.

"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."

Twat Swat by Jayquellin Cashmoney May 18, 2016