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A man who picks up women by showing them his dick.
I met Petey last night and man was he hard as rocks!
Petey by Mviacnheasesla January 5, 2008
the most amazing boyfriend he will make sure you are okay and he is really into you he wont cheat or hurt you but he is easily hurt himself
damn thats petey ohh hes yours your so lucky
petey by jofgbiwragy9wr February 26, 2017
Hey baby, pack tha petey!!
petey by SkittlesHEARTsB.Good September 27, 2006
Pete is a weiner that always says the wrong thing.
1"thats my fave shop"

2"petey u mean that creche"

1"....oh shit"
petey by Big length April 27, 2004
see pete zimgroski
a sorry ass mother fucker that doesnt have a dick. he need a big box of enzyte. he claims every afternoon when he gets on the bus he is going to get him so "pudding" hey petey you need a "spoon" before you get any "pudding" hey careful petey i might put a "spell" on you (the fleas of 100000000000000000000000 camels will infest your armpits)petey is an ugly ass mother fucker , too. he will never get a g/f , unless her name is "spice" and you have to pay her for every hour
fucking ugly mother fucker that , thank god , got his head shaved cause it looked like a fucking ugly ass animal crawled up there and died , and it fucking smelled like it , too.GO FUCKING BRUSH YOUR TEETH , petey