baby boxing

a cruel cruel sport involving pitting two babies against each other in a boxing ring while spectators yell, eat and place bets. constantly.

the babies fight to the death.

- Hey sugar, got two tickets to the big baby boxing game tonight - fancy it?
- You betcha!!

baby boxing by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

baby boying it 

The act of pulling one's trousers and underpants down to one's ankles whilst urinating in a public setting or restroom.

Juan went into the restroom at Denny's and was surprised to see a 30 year old man baby boying it.

baby boying it by Don Weber March 28, 2008

boring beige baby 

A child who doesn't have any interests and seems boring, or a child who has lots of interests but acts like they don't so they won't be embarrassed

person 1: look at that kid over there, everyone's wearing cosplay instead of him
person 2: yeah, he's such a boring beige baby

boring beige baby by thequestionable14 June 17, 2023