Pineapple Expressed 

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

Pineapple Expressed by whosischrist May 21, 2018

pineapple express 

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

pineapple express by DR. DEL ONE January 19, 2008

Pineapple Express 

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.

"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."

Pineapple Express by dyen4mix July 26, 2008

Pineapple Express 

The dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple express is hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple Express by phuckthepolice-9est October 2, 2008

pineapple express 

1. This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

2. The product of baby fucking.

3. God's vagina

I smoked some Pineapple Express last night. Hands down, dopest dope i ever smoked.

pineapple express by Jamerz113 May 12, 2009

Pineapple Express 

High Grade medical marijuana grown in Southern California. A hybrid cross created from a forced hemaphrodite OG Kush plant pollenating an AK-47 female. Primarily(75%) Indica wih Sativa undertones. Medium Height. A taste of pine, apple & citrus. THC 16.8%

That Pineapple express was dank!

Pineapple Express by MadHatFarmer March 31, 2009

Pineapple Express 

Probably the best and funniest shit ever committed on film by humanity since the dawn of history. Due to August 8, 08.

Dude #1: I can't wait to see Pineapple Express, dude
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.

Pineapple Express by Dude of Life July 4, 2008