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Stank And Spank 

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
Stank And Spank by eternalsadness January 30, 2022

stank shank 

What your dick is after anal.
Dude, I just got done fucking Becky in the ass...I have a stank shank.
stank shank by spcwingo June 26, 2010

Stank Shank 

A big fat sweaty cock that has just been pulled out of an asshole and is about to go into a mouth.
Here comes the Stank Shank!
Stank Shank by Locksmagic March 15, 2023

No Stank Shoulder Shank 

When a girls pussy smells so bad, you have to fuck her in the armpit
(Guy 1) - "Did you make it with that stupid slut last night?"
(Guy 2)- " Yeah... wish I didn't. I had to No Stank Shoulder Shank her, because her cunt smelled like old Asparigus covered in shit."
(Guy 1)- "I like asparigus"

cunt, armpit, pussy, skank

Spank Bag/ Spank Box 

A collection of items, sold by Elle Legacy, used to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sex. Includes but not limited to women's panties, dirty pictures, sex toys, lube
I just jerked off a huge load to Elle Legacy's Spank Bag/ Spank box.

Spank Skank

One who loves spanks and begs for them.
He said he was ‘ready for bed’ but I knew he was a spank skank and wanted spankings.
Spank Skank by Spank Skank August 5, 2021