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Morgan Freeman 

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
Morgan Freeman by Lily Miera March 3, 2008

Morgan Freeman 

Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
Morgan Freeman by Alex July 22, 2008

Morgan Freeman 

1. Morgan Freeman: American actor usually playing(the wise black man) in a movie (shawshank, Robin hood, batman, etc..)

2. a name now used to describe ones remarkable wisdom and understanding in any given situation. Regarded as a humble sage or mystic.
A: thanks for the advice. your like the wise black man in all those movies

B: Morgan Freeman?

A: Yeah- you’re my Morgan Freeman



"im a little tired and a little drunk so my advice is less then Morgan Freeman at the moment"
Morgan Freeman by Felix Greene April 4, 2009

Morgan Freeman 

A person who acts heroically in a way similar to a best supporting actor, particularly in partner card/skill games... Sometimes referred simply as a 'Morgan' or 'Morgana.'
"Bid high. I've got a Morgan."

"Your partner is a fucking Morgan Freeman."
Morgan Freeman by tgiff17 April 10, 2009