1. What pretty girls call ugly girls to portray themselves as the fine specimens they are when compared to the skanks they don't want their boyfriends to look at.
2. Phrase used when fishing for sympathy for unattractiveness or when you don't feel good.
1. Haha, that bitch looks like doo doo on a stick.
2. I got so drunk last night. I feel like doo doo on a stick today. Feed me!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)