Skip to main content

Pubic Floss 

When someone has no other option or is forced to floss his or her teeth with their pubes. You must get in between at least 4 different teeth for it to be considered a pubic floss. It is also acceptable to floss with someone elses pubes. If the person has pubic lice and it gets on their teeth it is called Tooth fariculous fibrosis.
When my regular floss ran out my only other option was to pubic floss.
Pubic Floss by patriots3093 March 26, 2009
Pubic Floss mug front
Get the Pubic Floss mug.
See more merch

pubic floss 

When one wakes up after being teabagged and commences to floss his or her teeth with the pubic hairs left in his or her mouth.
After he was done pubic flossing, he coughed up a furball.
pubic floss by TimilDeeps November 2, 2003

pubic flossin 

To rapidly floss with ones pubic hairs in a quick motion throught ones gumline.

The use of ones pubic floss to change the overall morale of ones gayness
Dude that guy is such a fag! If he tells me to do something stupid again today I will not hesitate to tell him that he could floss with my pubs if he wants me to do anything else for him.

That guy is such a dooche he is definately fishin for some pubic flossin....
pubic flossin by whooyah December 7, 2006