teletumor 

The bulk some phones create in pockets that sometimes, if the phone is really bulky or the jeans are slimmer, appears to be some sort of tumor growing out of the pocket area.

Person A:That super cool kid with those slim jeans looked like he almost had a real hip tumor!
Person B:Hahaha. Silly, he only had a teletumor.

teletumor by CoolguyZarate March 9, 2009

Telemorphing 

The ability to morph/think anything in and out of existence

"We need to stop the villain!"
"We can't! he keeps telemorphing brick walls which is stopping us from getting to him!"
"Dammit! Being a superhero really fucking sucks!!"

Telemorphing by DrFunTimes January 15, 2020

teletummie 

With the increase in popularity of tablet pcs there are more and more people using them, and therefore, walking around with them. They invariably clutch them to their stomachs.

This act makes them look much like the well documented Teletubbies. Given that the users are typically managers, the nauseating effect of teletummies is usually very similar to that of the Teletubbies...

Look out, another teletummie coming this way. Get ready for another session of bullshit bingo.

teletummie by Peter Duncan May 6, 2006

Telemorphosis 

Choosing to interpret or experience a cinematographic production in a way contrary to the intended emotional narrative. In other words, when you purposefully deviate from the anticipated response sought after by the movie director.

Example 1;
Heidi: I can't stand her, she is such a callous character.
Antoine: I used telemorphosis and now I actually sympathize with her.

Example 2:

Person 1 : I hate the EMPIRE, they are so destructive. I stand with the Rebels!
Person 2: I used to love the Rebels, but using telemorphosis, I altered my perspective and switched to the dark side.

Telemorphosis by Tony36 November 26, 2023

Telemorphic 

Telemorphic (adj): Relating to or characterized by the ability to influence, shape, or transform entities, systems, or environments from a distance through advanced technological or digital means.
Example: The telemorphic interface allowed engineers to remotely reconfigure the satellite's systems in real-time, adapting its functions from thousands of miles away.

The telemorphic software enabled artists to collaboratively sculpt virtual 3D models across continents in real time.

Telemorphic by Thermogenesis June 13, 2025