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Griffinism 

He might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger...
With a universal silencing tool on his hip

To commit Griffinism can only be accomplished by those who possess the power of Rinne. The ancient legends say that only one individual possesses this power. To commit to this action, one must simply _____ _ ____ ____ ___ ___.
"Bro! Bro! Wtf are you doing! Hey stop dude. Hey hey get back! You kidding me? Hey shut it I will commit griffinism! You f####ing kidding me dude wtf!
Griffinism by McYum May 16, 2021
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griffins bridge 

the area between your arse and your sack
man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge
griffins bridge by j j mclure June 28, 2009

griffining 

Named after Robert Griffin III, (RG3) the Washington Redskins quarterback. Refers to pose RG3 made after touchdown, while on the ground raises both arms in celebration. Fans are noe copying pose and has defined this as griffining.
Did you see ErinAndrews griffining on Fox sports, she tried to copy RG3.
griffining by Bert4 September 16, 2012

Mary Griffins 

adj. To be under the influence of marijuana, all stony d
I'm all mary griffins

all mary griffind?

Gryffinist 

A person in either Slytherin, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw that is against the Gryffindor house.
Don't be such a Gryffinist!

Griffinese 

A certain dialect of Jive spoken by so called “trench-babies”, who ironically live in a high-income neighborhood.
Yo there’s parents around just speak in griffinese”
“Aight merch foe nem let’s do the digital dash out dis joint”
Griffinese by QuinnyK December 5, 2020

Griffinitarianism 

Person 1: I believe in Griffinitarianism
Person 2: Same
Both: Nehehehehehehehe