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noun-A wild, vicious creature discovered in 1982, indiginious to the Metro-NYC area who enjoys Burger King, drawing penis in a marble composition book, and envying his brother. The creature tends to be in the vicinity of 01' Hyundai Tiburons, especially rusty ones. The Seabury should only be aproached if you have Disaronno or Captain Morgan readily available. Also beware of the Seabury's anger issue.
"There's a wild Seabury on the loose!" "Quick grab some Disaronno!"
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Seabury Hall 

A place where teachers are just as jaded as the students and threaten to kick there dogs if we dont pay attention. Where everyone has mental breakdowns at least twice a semester. And where if your reading this at all your probobly in the lab and Turby is at lunch so you took these sweet minutes to go on Youtube and waist your time that you could be spending doing homework thats due the next class. But instead, your looking up your own fucking school on Urban Dictionary...peanut butter hahahaha
Guy at beach: where do u go to school?

Student: Seabury Hall

Guy: oh...thats...thats cool
Seabury Hall by Seabury student November 1, 2008
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1.An undefined lump of blubber. Able to roll down hills at the speed of light.

2.Synonym for baby whale.
3.Currently known to be under the research of Nutrisystem.
4.Term for a thing that can only lose 5 pounds every 6 eons.
5.Anything you would immediately say "Ew" to.
You look like a seaburg today.
Awww, that was a cute seaburg.
QUIT EATING, OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP A SEABURG.
Seaburg by Webb Hubbel April 18, 2010

seaburger 

I don't know what the fuck is in it. It's kind of like fish scrapple I suppose. All the nasty shit from seafood that nobody likes to eat, all breaded up and deep fried. They served them in public schools in York, PA. It ruined my liking of seafood before it ever started. They could REALLY make an impact on crime if they fed these bitches to prisoners for 3 meals a day and a midnight snack.
Yo! I can't believe my girlfriend actually tried a seaburger after I told her how nasty it was!
seaburger by Fuck Seaburgers June 14, 2004