The moisture 

Equivilant to "being thirsty" or "thirsty in general"

This boy stay hittin me up tryna fuck, the moisture smh

The moisture by Ramon Rey February 8, 2015

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

drain the heat seeking moisture missile by mitch November 3, 2004

Moisturize the chicken 

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

Moisturize the chicken by shirtlessclown September 24, 2016