1) Creepy things from the
Wizard of Oz that are either really brightly colored and often bear candy or are seen
hanging in the background, if you look
carefully.
2) The best card game ever, along with Pimp: the Backhanding. Makes fun of number 3.
3) The most annoying roleplaeyers you'll ever have to deal with, who characteristicly max out their stats, mostly without reprecution, play to mindlessly kill anything in their paths and boss the rest of your players around, and get as many dots or levels as possible. Most don't really develope their characters' personalities.
a) My sidekick played the biggest munchkin in his highschool production of the Wiz. He had to go around, kneeling with clow shoes sewn onto the knees of his bight yellow overalls, and he still was
half a head taller than most of the other munchkins.
b) I was
playing a game of Munchkin the other day, and Frank, Jess and I all got to level nine and had to duke it out
for the win. It was intense.
c) I swear, if _____ insists on making his new character another fraking munchkin, I'm going to be the ebil ST and either drop a celestial bouvine on him or force him to fight a fucking manticore within three games.