Spitting Ass 

(Invented by me, Miracle)

A phrase used to refer to someone who is talking so much shit.

Koko: Have you seen Lulu? That girl need to know when keep her ugly self away from my man, before she gives him STDs.
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!

Spitting Ass by Spektz May 14, 2016

Splitting Ass 

Slang for anal sex, especially when the penis is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the anus.

Damn look at the hiney on her, I'd like to split her ass.

Lisa is walking funny, Matt must have been splitting ass last night.

Splitting Ass by Tripod House March 29, 2011

sitting ass 

(V.) sitingass-

the act of doing absolutley nothing. sitting on ones behind (or ass) instead of doing somthing productive, such as going out at night, going to work, or simply moving ones pathetic body from their couch.

used in a phone call...

JOE: hey jimmy what are you doing?
JIMMY: nothin man, just sitting ass, you?
JOE: you know im sitting ass.

sitting ass by Jmac Jimmy July 29, 2006

shitting ass 

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

shitting ass by peenieweenies March 25, 2019

sitting ass 

sit ass - verb - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (one's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

sitting ass by often delighted February 24, 2022

ass shitting 

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

ass shitting by steve scuber November 4, 2006

big fat ass shitting hurry 

in an extreme hurry,quickly

the police arrived so the robber left in a big fat ass shitting hurry

big fat ass shitting hurry by catlady77 April 8, 2011