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Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
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timed-release encryption

Encrypt into the future. Encrypt a message so that it will be decrypted only after a predetermined amount of time. It is an area of cryptography.
Timed-release encryption can be used for sealed-bid auctions, so that the bids will open at the end of the auction process.

Time Release Hangover

When a hangover only gets worse as the day wares on.
Last weekend i got blackout shitfaced friday night and had to go to the museum with my aunt the next morning. I didnt feel bad at first but by the time we left I vomited by a cab stand. I must have had a time release hangover.

time release phailure 

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".
Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release

Izanagi and Izanami Are time Attacks: The First Juvenile Release 

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Person 343: Izanagi and Izanami Are time Attacks: The First Juvenile Release

Hindustan Times Numerology; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Hindustan Times Numerology; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.