Johnstoned 

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

Johnstoned by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

Johnstoned 

When something is burnt. Originating from when employees at restaurants burn their food.

Wow that food looks Johnstoned.
Is Ryan working tonight because that’s Johnstoned.

Johnstoned by TomPake November 5, 2017

Johnston Scholar 

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.

"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."

Johnston Scholar by oldee worldee June 20, 2019

Rian Johnsoned it 

to do something spectacularly stupid

My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.

I really Rian Johnsoned it.

Rian Johnsoned it by fandom menace September 6, 2018

Sgt. Johnsoned 

When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.

refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.

Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?

Nick:What!?

Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!

Sgt. Johnsoned by Mr.Mohawk December 27, 2011

John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.

1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston

John Johnston by The Word Dude November 11, 2011

Daniel Johnston 

Musician and artist who suffers from Bipolar Disorder. Has a cult following, but achieved little commercial success. His music is marked by profound emotion.

"Remember when Kurt Cobain wore that Daniel Johnston shirt? More famous people should do that."

Daniel Johnston by EdgarM. November 29, 2007