Man wank 

The act of jerking off but not wiping up after.

Guy 1: Dude, your room stinks.

Guy 2: Yeh, I had a man wank cos my brother walked in before I had a chance to clean up.

Man wank by Paul 12 December 22, 2008

Spider man wank 

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

Spider man wank by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

Wank Man 

Man who likes to wank more than anything else, even more than shopping for cheese

Wank Man:-I think ill have a wank, the cheese can wait!

Wank Man by Scott8879 August 2, 2008

Blind man's wank

When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"

"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"

Blind man's wank by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010

posh man's wank 

Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).

"I've still got some jonnies left over, I know, I'll have a posh man's wank."

posh man's wank by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009