Don Draper

Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.

"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."

"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"

by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011

Don Draper

Bad motherfucking ad man from the show Mad Men. Enjoys such pastimes as drinking scotch at work, making chauvinistic comments to women, and getting laid whenever he pleases. An American icon.

Yo, I got myself a new "WWDDD" bracelet, so whenever I'm unsure I can ask myself What Would Don Draper Do? and it's all good.

by slevin_123 December 19, 2008

Don Drapers

Another word for testicles

"Did you hear about Kenny? He got kicked in the Don Drapers."

by Tdog13 February 20, 2010

Diaper Don

The nickname for Donald Trump after finding out that he uses a diaper and shits his pants a lot because he takes a lot of drugs.

Did you hear about Diaper Don?

by urmommagetsbangedbymedaily November 27, 2020

Diaper Don

A nickname for Donald Trump. It is a play off the nickname Dapper Don for John Gotti, a mob boss, and Donald Trump's whiny and cry baby persona and his name and his tendency to think he is some sort of mob boss.

Guy 1: The Diaper Don is trying to claim voter fraud again.

Guy 2: He is such a crybaby.

by Trey1234L November 14, 2020

diaper don

The name given to Donald Trump Jr. in college. He had the propensity to drink to excess, fall asleep in other people's beds, and urinate.

Diaper Don spent the night in my roommate's bed and left a pool of urine.

by Gabbyabbysqueaky July 13, 2017

Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.

"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

by A guy from Jerzey February 3, 2025