Mud Tires 

A condom specifically saved or used for anal sex.

A man is having sex with a girl and she asks him to put it in her ass. His response "i'm sorry i don't have my mud tires with me." You cant go playing in the mud with bald tires.

Mud Tires by BDouts December 16, 2008

getting some mud on the tires 

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.

Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

getting some mud on the tires by GP1310 February 25, 2022

Mud on the tires 

A term to describe when your having anal sex with either a man or woman and he/she accidentally/purposefully defecates all over your balls.

Damn man I was fucking this slut in the ass last night and she totally put some mud on the tires!.

Mud on the tires by AnalAdventures June 3, 2009

Get a little mud on the tires 

In Brad Paisleys song “Mud on the tires” he is talking about having sex.

Girl I can hardly wait to get a little mud on the tires.

Get a little mud on the tires by BigTDawg January 27, 2022

mud on the tires 

When a girl wants to lose her virginity.

Also referred to as "getting your tires dirty" or "getting dirt on those tires"

Person 1: Girl, you better get some mud on those tires tonight!
Person 2: I'm trying!!

or

I better get my tires dirty tonight, or I'll be super upset!

Girl 1: Mud on the tires?
Girl 2: YES!! I got my tires really muddy!!

mud on the tires by wildcats12 March 4, 2009

Mud on the tires 

When you are taking a rather largely explosive intestinal rippy and the back splash comes up and sticks to your balls or cheeks

That Taco Bell is about to put some mud on the tires

Mud on the tires by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023

spinning tires in the mud 

It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.

No buddy, It is like “spinning tires in the mud”.

We are getting nowhere.

spinning tires in the mud by Donald Trump 72 March 17, 2022