McCainal

1. Adj - The state of old people when them dern kids are on their lawn

2. N - Pitiful attemps at character assasination.

3. N - A unnecessarily bad attitude, even for an old person.

Billiam: "Anyone who expects me to actually put a penny INTO the 'Take a Penny/Leave a Penny jar is clearly a socialist!"

Orpheous: "You are so McCainal, brother."

McCainal by GreenEggsNGraham March 16, 2009

Mccainpalin 

n. The sensation of two elderly midgets wearing wooden clogs crawl up your ass and preform a tap-dance.

Aw, fuck me. that triple-habanero taco bell deluxe really did a Mccainpalin on my bowels.

Mccainpalin by MEGslayer January 30, 2010

John McCainabis

Conservative, and popular with wealthy pot smoking voters of america and supporters of the GOP, it is a cunning nickname given to marijuana paraphernalia aka a bong.

Some people may refer to this as the official bong of the Republican Party.

This nickname was actually concocted in the vast emptiness of the Canadian plains.

Yo Romes, you conservative son of a bitch, you gonna light up John McCainabis?

John McCainabis by Kaffasaurus October 20, 2008

McCainaanite 

A derogatory term used to define:

a Republican who doesn't caucus with the Republicans
a Republican who has some liberal policies
a Republican who hangs out too much with liberals
a Republican who betrays their party to get more votes
a Republican who whores out his beliefs to get elected

Congressman 1: Why is *insert name here* always around those fanatical liberals?
Congressman 2: Because he's a McCainaanite, that's why.

McCainaanite by Hesperuswreck January 20, 2011