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a popular colloqialism used in the south pacific to describe graphs or charts of little or no meaning. usually they appear with no title, axis, or scale. picture a diagonal line on a piece of paper.
marcel> oh here is that graph of last months performance that you needed
boss> what way up does it go?
marcel> im not sure, its a zeeman.
zeeman by olle olsen September 22, 2006
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Jiang Zemin 

former Chinese leader (1992-2002). Knows many languages and hobbies. Has visited many western countries and talked with Mike Wallace. In China he is a popular figure because he is straightforward. Likes to call himself "old man" and talk about how fast Hongkong journalists can run. He likes poem. Many Chinese people want to add him a second to let him live longer. He looks like a toad with his black glasses, so many people use that to symbolize him. Probably will be the longest living Chinese in the history.
"whats your favorite Chinese poem?"
"苟利国家生死以,岂因祸福避趋之"
what do you think of Jiang zemin?”
"+1S"
Jiang Zemin by Koizumi Hanayo July 28, 2017

Jiang Zemin 

One of the most popular president of China, who is often called old man. As he looks like a Frog, some Chinese people call him haha, which means frog in Chinese. People from other countries usually regard Jiang Zemin as a dictator, but we think him a most brilliant leader.
Jiang Zemin is so talented that he can play any kind of musical instruments.
Jiang Zemin by Spark Pan August 27, 2017
Two meanings:

1. To be a persistent and continuously ban dodge, while making it painfully obvious.

2. To be considerably obnoxious; without being a troll.
User: holy fuck you zeeling. We know it's you, spelling your name backwards is not clever.
Leez: wut r u tlking abut??
zeeling by zeekboy December 1, 2009
Zemina is a girl that is beautiful and loving , who has a lot of friends and is very funny but not only is she cute, gorgeous, magical and sexy but she is a girl you can trust
you know that girl Zemina she’s hot
Zemina by rnb rapper September 5, 2021
To act in a way to bring thoughts of Zeel to mind. Said person may thus be considered an idiot, douche, mongrel, fucktard, retard, and or many other terms.

Also modifications of the term to satisfy any forum username to express similar feelings towards a person.
"God, did you see that newbie? He's so zeeling the forums! Damnit he's like a Zeel clone!"
Zeeling by flamedance58 November 30, 2009