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neargasm 

noun - to almost have an orgasm, particularly in men. A neargasam is a mini-orgasm which includes partial ejaculation. There is no refractory period. Dick stays hard for continued sex after the neargasm. A proper orgasm, with refractory period, follows later, after the neargasm.
After having sex for a few minutes, I had a neargasm, which really lubed things up in there. We had sex for another 20 minutes before I finally came.
neargasm by neargasm July 25, 2012
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neargasm 

the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.
She teased me forever - I would have complained but it was the best neargasm of my life.
neargasm by Saumya Ancheri December 2, 2014
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Nearasmakesnodifference 

A series of words combined into one, used often by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, meaning near as makes no difference, almost, or close enough to be.
It'll do a top speed of nearasmakesnodifference two-hundred miles per hour
A euphoric rush from playing video games, watching Star Trek, or any other activity typically considered "nerdy" which is comparable in intensity to an orgasm. The phrase "all over the place" can be added to the end to denote an even more intense feeling, though no bodily fluids are actually involved.
When I found out Leonard Nimoy would be playing future Spock in the new Star Trek movie, I practically nergasmed all over the place.
Nergasm by Kmistry September 18, 2009
Derrives from the words "Nerd" and "Orgasm" use to describe a point of arousal from a nerdish event.
"Oh my god i made lvl 27 in my video game today!!" said John. " Don't have a Nergasm" said Jane.
Nergasm by moo223 May 18, 2006
Nargasm (nar-ga-sim) noun: Feeling of complete bliss due to creative enlightenment. (2) nargasmic-adj.: Denoting a feeling of nargasm.
Oh, you just made me get a nargasm.