Bash one's Dachshund 

To wank

A: Just saw a guy in the park bashin' his Dachshun'
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.

Bash one's Dachshund

Bash one's Dachshund by Jackjanosky February 3, 2023

editor’s birthday bash 

an event hosted by an editor on their birthday in which people edit the birthday editor’s interest, post it, dt/tag them/dedicate it to them and caption the edit “(person’s username)’s birthday bash”

Birthday Editor: “everyone is invited to my editor’s birthday bash”
Editor’s followers: “ what’s that?”
Birthday Editor: “ an event in which people edit the birthday editor’s interest, dt them and caption it “(person’s user)’s birthday bash”

editor’s birthday bash by editorsvocab10 December 27, 2019

Chronic Bash Syndrome 

A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:

1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"

2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.

"Jacks Got Chronic bash Syndrome so badly today"

OR

"I feel Chronic Bash mate"

Chronic Bash Syndrome by Al Phillips January 12, 2008

bash sand 

To bash sand up one’s ass

I was going to tell my employer to bash sand after I was told to do something

bash sand by Anonymous moose knuckle September 21, 2023

bash session 

a session of jumping, crashing, rolling, and rock crawling with an rc car, typically a monster truck.

man, that was a bangin' bash session, but i think i bent my front shocks coming down from that 18' jump!

bash session by slunt March 7, 2004

bash-splitting 

Sharing the payment for several heads (bashs) of weed with friends or acquaintances. Bash-splitting usually happens when everybody within a circle is low on cash and the plug has a minimal order quantity higher than an individual can afford (5-10 bashs)

-Yo boyz, wanna get high tonight?
+ Yeah but shit man, im low on cash
-Same shit mans, but we can ask others and do some bash-splitting.

bash-splitting by paradoxxo October 2, 2019

homozygous recessive birthday bash smash 

Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.

“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”

homozygous recessive birthday bash smash by Allie Lovr May 16, 2018