The Queen’s Bagel 

Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.

I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.

I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.

The Queen’s Bagel by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Hey Let's Bagel

I'm ready to go... Let's leave

when a party begins to suck... Let's Bagel

Hey Let's Bagel by Amanda November 4, 2004

Tyra's Bagel 

It means your kitty or pussy is ready to be slurped or it means the pussy is wet

"Is your your pussy a Tyra's Bagel right now?" My boyfriend with wavy dirty blonde locks with bright green orbs

Tyra's Bagel by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.> 

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Suffern Bagel Shop

The act of fucking someone in a jewish summer camp, with snickerdoodle iced coffee in place of lube and through a bagel, preferably everything.

Griffin: Did you get with that jap last night bro
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels

Suffern Bagel Shop by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

Bagel Sex 

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

Bagel Sex by Sparklestiltzkin November 3, 2007

bagel slapped 

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

bagel slapped by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006