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fuck stick 

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After i fed her seven 11 dollar martinis, i drove her home and showed her my fuck stick.
That kid is such a fuck stick
fuck stick by shooooteh November 28, 2004

Fuck Stick 

General term meaning idiot, asshole, unpleasant, bastard, dumbass, jackass, etc.
Our companies technology consultant is such a Fuck Stick.
Fuck Stick by Anonymous November 20, 2002

Fuck Stick 

A term used to describe a guy who you would normally call a dick or dick head, only funnier and more raw sounding. "Fuck Stick" helps drive the point home to make sure there is no misunderstanding about the distain you have for this particular dick head.
Matt called this douche' bag a Fuck Stick and made me spit Pepsi out my nose.
Fuck Stick by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

fuck stick 

Defining a person who is totally worthless, annoying and needs to be punched in the throat.
annoying coworker or person that takes no responsibility for their actions, when they do something stupid, you say "what did the fuck stick do now?"
fuck stick by Edward the One March 20, 2008

Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard 

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker
Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

licker of a sweaty fuck stick 

I dont know why Nikki is such a licker of a sweaty fuck stick.