Quicky smut blanket 

A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.

I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.

Quicky smut blanket by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007

Quick access(s) 

When your penis makes another hole in your cheap boxers when having a boner.

Guy 1: "ah man, last night I just made another quick access(s)"

Guy 2: "man, you need better boxers dude"

Quick access(s) by Bukko June 21, 2021

Mechanic's Quick Fix 

A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.

That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.

Mechanic's Quick Fix by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths 

The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej December 10, 2017

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything 

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything by rashakash June 26, 2008

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths 

an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths

Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

Tim : Kid, go back to school

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths by Street Kid Timmy December 10, 2017

sticky quicky 

When one is in a hurry but at the same time needs to poop. He/she decides to try and drop one before leaving and naturally it is a poop the needs to be wiped about a thousand times.

"What took you so long? You said you would only be a minute."

"Sorry, I didn't know it was gonna be a sticky quicky."

sticky quicky by bigron275 March 5, 2009