Zwick 

The last name of truly god-like creatures.

"Where are you going?"
"To change my last name to Zwick."
"Wow, that last name definately doesnt fit you"
"F*ck you"

Zwick by chelseazwick October 23, 2008

zwick 

someone who is a MAJOR slut. like the sluttiest of sluts.

bill- dude, do you think that girl puts out easily?
ted- yeah! she's a major zwick!
bill- ha! yeah i figured.

zwick by shagg2dope February 11, 2009

Zwick 

A Jewish person who constantly complains about everything and rarely stops talking.

hey, are you going to act like a zwick all day.

Zwick by thuglife60 November 24, 2009

Zwick 

Real fuckin fuckboy. Like one of those straight up cuntlads who wears sunglasses inside. Probably looks up bitches on the webby. Kidnapping images like a fuckin fat old man. Where's his ego at? Oh turn the fuck around! Or keep looking straight, or sideways, or diagonal, because it's fucking EVERYWHERE.

"There's a Zwick over there!"
"Do we run?"
"Nah man, we're too close. It's waving ma- HEY ZWICK!"

Zwick by DecBerkMcLucHowzendorfenZach April 11, 2015

Zwick 

A name to describe a very ugly child.

"Poor Stacy, her child is so ugly.'"
"I know, too bad she gave birth to a Zwick."

Zwick by Jonathan Franklin June 12, 2017

Zwick 

Another word for "sick", all the kids are saying it.

Random Kid: "Do you like my new shoes?"
Coolest child in school: "Yeah, they're zwick"

Zwick by bronzee May 23, 2024

The forbidden zwick 

The Act of constantly going back to your ex girlfriend(s) for dirty sex and bad looks then breaking up with current girlfriend to repeat the process until no women remain.

Chaisson cought me in the forbidden Zwick looks like we gotta go back to the original routes of Altier.

The forbidden zwick by #ferda..sendyy September 11, 2025