fire hazard 

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

fire hazard by Arman Java May 9, 2006

fire hazard 

Someone who, intentionally or unintentionally, has a tendency to block exits and/or pathways.

Sam is such a fire hazard.

fire hazard by yourcomradesnow May 17, 2021

fire hazard 

A really hot woman.

That girl is so hot she's a fire hazard.

fire hazard by Mattwasnothere May 14, 2013

Fire hazard  

A Red Head, Ginger, a person with flaming hair

Johnny: Oh my god i almost pulled the fire alarm i thought i saw a real fire hazard but it was just Ryan

Ryan: :'( stop making fun of my hair

Fire hazard by wport10 October 20, 2008

Fire hazard 

a person who is always in the way and is stupid enough to piss off wrong people

jesus this person is such a freakin fire hazard

Eric Taylor

Fire hazard by Iroh December 20, 2008

Fire Hazard 

A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.

Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.

Fire Hazard by alfalfa31 January 4, 2017

fire hazard 

An antisocial, depressed, mentally unstable teenager who spends his freetime playing popular Steam game "Garry's Mod", and managing a roleplay server. He is obsessed and fantasizes about large penis' as he has a micro dong.

"Yo, Chad, did you hear about Steven cutting his wrists and being salty?"
"Nah, nothing new though, he's a real Fire Hazard."

fire hazard by snapchatstreaks October 14, 2017