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February 

February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"
February by rawr~* October 14, 2008
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february 

the best month ever.. every person born in this month is a true pimp and gets all the guys/girls
dude i love this month, february is the best
february by loki o October 17, 2008

February 

This month is national finger free month where no girl can finger themselves or anyone else
This month there’s no fingering in february
February by Hey girlssss November 4, 2019

February 

Uh man it’s fingerless February can’t finger myself.
February by Rat rat dog November 3, 2019

February 

Girl one:are you ready
Gurls two: we can’t it’s February
February by Tiktoker101 November 3, 2019

February 

The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.
"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."
February by bondgirl53 October 16, 2008