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do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.
"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"
do my taxes by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017

do your taxes 

hey you wanna watch TV..or do you wanna do your taxes?
do your taxes by Brian123WVU July 1, 2006

do your taxes 

the act of doing something you clearly shouldnt be doing, coined from a line from the "Chappelle Show" during the "Making The Band" skit where Ness is doing his taxes when he should obviously be listening to Diddy.
Guy 1: *opens roomates fridge* "last slice, he wont miss it"
Guy 2: *walks into kitchen* "so ur jus gonna go in my fridge and eat my last slice of pizza, you jus gonna do your taxes?"
do your taxes by kill3rtofu15 January 7, 2011

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>