laser show 

A fearsome and awe-inspiring display of line-drive hitting prowess, as made popular by Boston Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia

"Did you bring your glasses for the laser show?" --Dustin Pedroia, to Brian Roberts, prior to the start of Pedroia's pre-game batting practice session

laser show by Mr. Banana Grabber August 22, 2008

laser show 

In baseball, an offensive outburst after fans and media doubt your abilities.

A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.

laser show by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010

celebratory african laser light show 

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.

shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.

celebratory african laser light show by shnarf May 26, 2008

The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.

Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."

The Laser Light Show by Batguy256 January 9, 2011

A loser that doesn’t take showers 

A guy with the name AmaZn that doesn’t take showers loves miners😏 and gets dicked down daily

AmaZn is a loser that doesn’t take showers

A loser that doesn’t take showers by AmaZn the loser April 16, 2023