secret admirer

A stalker with stationary.

Dude: Hey man, what's got you down?
Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.

secret admirer by smviceprez February 5, 2006

secret admirer

a stalker with an attourney.

"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."

secret admirer by mm. jg June 21, 2008

Secret Admirer

Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.

I left a secret admirer at church today.

Secret Admirer by The Rasta December 26, 2008

secret adfirer 

when someone is secretly trying to get you fired and/or ruin your life

I've had a secret adfirer at every job I've ever had, and it's ALWAYS a woman!

secret adfirer by caseythewordmaker February 5, 2015

secret andmirer 

your redder than a rose

" Im your secret andmirer bye cutey"

secret andmirer by anonymous January 16, 2022