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freezie pop 

Freezie pop: The act performed after giving a man oral (to conclusion) taking his junk between the thumb and forefinger start squeezing at the base then sliding your fingers up to the head to extract the last of his juice....(like a kid would do to get the last out a frozen treat)
Dude, that hottie gave me great head and then went "freezie pop" on me!
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freezie pop bitches 

People that will do anything on a hot day for something cold Vs. Hot coffee bitches, people that will do anything on a cold day for something hot, this is justification for supply and demand in ficle markets I.e. Like crack hoes..
it was so hot that the Ice cream man was runnin his freezie pop bitches

South Alabama Freeze Pop 

First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."

Cincinnati Freeze Pop 

The sexual act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to eat it like a freeze pop.
"My girlfriend made the most delicious Cincinnati Freeze Pop for me last night, gobbled that shit up when i got home."

Freeze Pop 

The act of a man touching his genitals and/or having his genitals touched while in Cold or Icy weather.
Guy - ''I heard the Freeze Pop originated from Alaskan Eskimos who used to gather together in their igloos, and jerk one another off with lube produced from snowflakes and whale tears.''

Guy #2 - OK.. i was actually just asking how your weekend went..but good to know, i guess.
Freeze Pop by VocalWallflower August 18, 2009

freeze pop 

When a girl is giving a guy head with ice cubes in her mouth.
"Ouch! Me wang is frozen solid! No diggity!"
freeze pop by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

freeze pop sex 

freeze pop sex is when you are having deep intimate sex with a women and out of no where she runs out of the room you expect her to be getting more condoms but no. she is getting a freeze pop she begins sucking on it quite sexually as if it were a dick she then continues to masterbaite with the freeze pop.
"awh dude last night i was fucking this sexy beast girl and out of no where she started having freeze pop sex,"