Crumpnut 

A person who is lame or does something unfavorable

David: I do be simping for Diane.
Josh: God, you’re such a crumpnut

Crumpnut by Momo’s third cousin May 17, 2020

Crumnut

A Peng Warburtons crumpet with Nutella on top which fills the holes in the crumpet meaning it seeps through to the base of the crum

I love a good crumnut

Crumnut by Crumnut March 26, 2018

back alley crumbnut 

Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"

back alley crumbnut by Dr. Scandalicious/Tara H. January 19, 2009