turd smurgler 

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

turd smurgler by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

turd smurgler 

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

turd smurgler by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008

turd smuggler 

Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.

Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.

turd smuggler by cheezestix October 31, 2006

Turd Smuggler 

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

Turd Smuggler by Sebastian December 6, 2003